I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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