dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I would ride that face into the sunset
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
