Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
They took my balls.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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