I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
operation have a gay friend backfired
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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