We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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