im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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