I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Never underestimate the power of titties