their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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