I looked at my own cervix.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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