Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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