its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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