I could have mohawked her pubes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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