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(314): View more from Missouri

So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.

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(727): View more from Florida

I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

he fucked me so hard my future children felt it

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(612): View more from Minnesota

only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.

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(905): View more from Ontario

the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple

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(330): View more from Ohio

I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.

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