Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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