i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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