Whats the glycemic index on semen?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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