I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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