Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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