Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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