oh god the rape fog is back!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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