we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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