Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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