i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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