What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
