when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We just shotgunned beers for America
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just want nice things and good sex
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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