Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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