So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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