I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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