am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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