What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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