If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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