I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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