what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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