I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
either way he was missing a nipple.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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