we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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