I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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