I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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