Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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