No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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