I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
you never un-have a 4some
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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