good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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