We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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