fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So here I am, sexting at work.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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