I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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