its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
third nipple confirmed
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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