Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
