dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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