we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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