This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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