Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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