We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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