i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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