that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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