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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower

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• (845): View more from New York

  So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad

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• (509): View more from Washington

  With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  just fucking run.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  ur mom makes the best bacon

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  WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

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• (562): View more from California

  I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"

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  Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.

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  Still. Make it happen

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.

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  You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help

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