I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I supernannyed him into submission
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
