Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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