I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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