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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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