I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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